In two hours I’m gonna have my ass fucked, LITERALLY. What a way to end summer, huh? I never thought I’d have to go through a transrectal(?) check-up again. I’ve sworn it off the first time. It was very traumatic and I’m still not over what my gynecologist has done. THAT BIG FAT ASSFUCKING LIAR. I hate her to guts! She’s definitely a 10 on my ABS (Asshole Behavior Scale). She promised me it won’t hurt and I believed her. I guess I shouldn’t have. I’ve seen Stacy go through it in that movie entitled Little Black Book and it wasn’t pretty. At least the doctor in the movie gave her a warning. She definitely had it easier. I was caught off guard. There I was lying down, all relaxed, when she suddenly inserted her… (This is me skipping the gruesome part)
Wait. That was all of it. Every detail of that experience IS gruesome. Haha yeah I suck at storytelling but I swear that moment was very dramatic! You should have been there…NOT. I don’t think you could have forgotten my face after she inserted that thing. I probably looked like this:
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Yeahhh. It was THAT painful. I cursed her afterwards…silently. Haha I know. I’m such a wuss. Come to think of it, how can I even curse her? I was suffering from a temporary aftershock and was incapable of speaking properly. I remember walking out her clinic with my face looking like this:
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I think I freaked the people waiting outside her clinic. Sucks to her.
So yeah, lesson learned. I’M NEVER BELIEVING EVERY WORD A DOCTOR SAYS.
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I went youtube-ing a while ago and I randomly ended up at Nat’s channel. I love her humor (and accent). Check her videos out.
This one got me vibrating=))
Just what I needed. It’s gonna be difficult to humor me again after this check-up. HAHA. That could be my last haha for today. Haha. — I guess not. : ) )
Laterrr
